From time to time I use my phone's Notepad function to jot down a thought I have or something I encountered when I'm out and about. I usually forget about it and every now and then will go back to check on what I put in there. 90% I have no idea what it meant. Today is one of those days, but I have decided I am going to write this stuff down here as it might mean something to somebody. Here we go.
2/12/2011 - Well bedazzle my jeans and frost my tips... I like Big Al's.
2/11/11 - Those douchebags with loud voices that just dominate a room and they about it as they talk about Cabo and their Corvette
*I actually noted this one down while at the Lompoc, sipping on a beer as I waited for Rick. There was some guy who just would not shut up and he could be heard in Reno.*
1/22/11 - The thing movie idea... movie tracks an ugly ass doll as it gets passed around the city through the course of the night.
*Bad idea*
1/14/11 - There's a guy who looks like Cornelius (Planet of the Apes) drinking beer across from me.
1/1/11 - Why do club security guys look so sad?
1/1/11 - Ospirg & marathon weirdos in the Pearl.
12/17/10 - How do batteries work?
12/8/10 - Little bugs flying around when the sun comes out after a cold downpour.
12/4/10 - Bald dudes always the first to hit on single women at a party.
12/4/10 - Want to clear the room with one blast (fart, not bomb). Want to leaves as soon as I walked in.
12/3/10 - "That's what I tell my people." Ricky P.
11/19/10 - Attention gaseous dude... candle lighters do not have the same effect as matches when you've dumped one off in a public terlet.
9/26/10 - Tomoatoes, peaches, and corn song.
9/10/10 - She's not single, but she's not happy. Less than lovers but more than friends. *another song idea I suppose*
8-28-10 - Drunk guy texting pics of ugly girls he thinks are hot.
8/27/10 - Don't get club time. Band says they start at 9:00, they always go on at 10:00.
8/27/10 - Bathrooms without mirrors.
*I believe this was in reference to a bathroom that either had NO mirrors at all, or was the place that had full length mirrors right in front of you as you peed*
