2/20/2011 - The big dumb swede goes to cuban family dinner (movie idea I had after spending an evening in a house full of Spanish speaking Cubans and watching Rick launch an entire pan full of beans, rice, and pork on the floor)
(That same night) - Garlic lemon and salt for cuban meat (had to make sure I remembered the hostess' cooking secret)
3/12/2011 - Rick's a scaredy fuck tart. (I apologize for the harsh language, but he was that night)
3/15/2011 - Find an AA group to do marathons with so you can get all their drink tickets at the end of the race.
3/15/2011 - With my bag and my dog and my car (i broke into a mad rap with these lyrics at a beer tasting festival in regards to a somebody I used to know. It became a big hit... nn-t, nn-t, nn-t...)
3/16/2011 - No more theramin (came to my mind during the opening band during a DEVO concert. The band took the cowbell concept to a whole new level with the theramin)
3/18/2011 - Bump the junk (no idea)
3/25/2011 - Anonymous Friend: She's drinking tequila. She'll have her hands down your pants.
Me: Huh uh, I have a belt on.
3/25/2011 - Texting is like women on their periods. You can go weeks without anything and then you use up all your minutes in one night. ( I honestly have no idea where this came from and what it means)
4/8/2011 - Ricky gotta sippy cup. (in regards to the little glasses served at Horse Brass)
(Later that night) - Me (to Rick): How is it you know who every single hot young actress that nobody has ever heard of is?
Rick: I have cable.
4/9/2011 - (Overheard from a lady at the table next to me) It smells like frozen child care.
(Later that night at a concert) - Why are their conductors? Why not just have somebody from the Ramones just yell out, "1-2-3-4!" and let them play?
4/10/2011 - Purple fleece grey hat blonde (After going to my friends' kids' football game this morning and spotting a nice looking, single woman who I didn't have the guts to go speak to, but thought I'd post some ad on Craigslist Missed Connections)
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