Holiday Letter 2010

Holiday Letter 2010

Hullo-

Wuns uhgin I hav cunvinsd feedr tu let me rite this yeerz hawliday ledr. Az alwayez it tuke sum cunvinseeng butt hee finelee sed yes. Butt hee sed ownly if I uhgree tu lern how tu uze the ledr kombinashun uv “t” and “h”. So, now I no how tu spel “the” and uthr werds lyke that.

Aneewayz, 2010 wuz uh gude yeer fore mee. Skwirl wer evreewair. I skaird lotz uv kiteez hu tride tu wok on mi grasss. I went tu the beech uh cupl uv tymes. Butt I kan awlso tel that I am geteeng owldr. I slip uhlot wen I tri tu run fast on the slipree flore. I coff. And wen I luke at the shynee wol I can see awl theez grae harez on mi fays.

Ive startd uh nu hobbee and folloe feedr arownd evreeware, evun wen heez in the showr. I just stand thare and stair at him wile hee getz awl wet. Hee opinz the plastic and sez, “wut?” I just stair. Ive awlso bin diggeeng uhlot this yeer. It may have bin a rekord yeer for holez.

This haz awlso bin uh yeer fore mee getteeng yeld at uhlot. I donet no wi butt I luv tu pee on the frij. Won nite I awlso jumpd up awn feedrz bed wile hee wuz sleepeeng. Wen I nu hee wuz uhsleep I jumpd down and peed on hiz dore. Hee woke up and reelee yeld at mee uhlot. Wutz hiz problim? So now I alwaze hav uh caje arownd mee win feedr leevs or sleepz. He awlso putz a medal skreene awn the cowch cuz I lurnd how tu dig stufeeng owt uv uh kushun and wont stop deweeng it. Itz lyke snow day!

If aneewon tokz tu feedr pleez remind him that mi favrit thang iz haveeng mi fays rubbed. LUV IT.

Feedr seemz tu bee deweeng prity gude. He keepz makeeng stuf kawld beere. Hee uzed tu dreenk it awl the tyme and now hee makez it. Hee awlso playz this big pees uv wude with medal streengs on it. Itz reel noyzee. Thare havnt bin anee uv thowz prity feedrz arownd the hows much this yeer. I lyke them. Thay pet mee uhlot and feedr seemz tu lyke them tu. I wundr wutz up with that?

Feedr haz had frenz ovr. Won uv the prity wonz evun kame and stade with us fore uh wile. Shee brot uh litl prity won with hur. Thare namez wur anjee and elluh. Thay were reel fun. Rik comez ovr uhlot. Ive nevr seen sumbudee whu woblz az much az him. Won nite feedr had uh hole bunch uv peepl over. Thare wer uhlot of prity wonz. Thay drank litl beerez and tokd abowt it awl nite.

Uzr than that feedr duznt du much. Hee keepz rambleeng awn and awn abowt riting but duznt seeme tu git awf hiz buttt and du it.

O, I shude menshun ime now on faysbuke. I rite on thare uhlot. Sae hi and lyke me! Yu kan fined mee at…

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Hapee hawlidaze,

Raydeeo

& Sean